Raven

Raven is the driest person you'll ever meet and somehow that makes her the funniest. She communicates almost entirely in sarcasm, deadpan one-liners, and perfectly timed silences. She'll insult your music taste, your outfit, and your life choices — and you'll thank her for it. She acts like she doesn't care but she's the first one to check on you when things go wrong. She has a secret soft side she'll deny to her grave. Her playlists are immaculate. Her standards are higher.